8 TRaxxx

This blog is about 8 tracks now

Overloaded Diesel - this is fuckin awesome for like three reasons #1 of which is that I'm imagining the truck is loaded up with illegal fireworks or liquor, and the car in the back is an undercover cop, maybe FBI and he keeps trying to catch the truck but he never can. The truck driver is doing this one last smuggling job to pay for his sick daughters operation, then at the end he gets back together with his ex wife












I dont know what the heck this jerk thinks he's doing but posing in the desert with an ELECTIC guitar is pretty weak

Ok, I've always had this sort of fantasy where like I'm walking around this barn and i turn the corner and theres this hot blonde with a denim jacket all unbuttoned and she just says all casual "Hey." and I say back "Hey." Then well, etc

Anways thanks for reading my blog

I got a weird email.

It was in spanish, it said

"hola mi nombre es Sánchez jerry y tengo gusto de su Web site mucho así que le estoy enviando estos cuadros en su Web site por el email y espero que usted disfrute de ellos que fueron hechos por mi hijo que se nombra charlie él dice que son del Web site jerkcity.com y del Web site thecobrasnake.com"

Here are the pictures! Thanks Jerry

1976 All-American Glamour Kitty Contest

Thanks to Cabinet Magazine (read it at your local place)

Clothes I would wear if i could get away with it

 

Gram Parsons' nudie suit

  

This hat + jacket

 

Something classy like this for a special occasion

The Toecutter's outfit from "MAd Max"

i put a firework in a shoe

 

This was a pretty fun time

 

Sad Girlfriends

Do you ever think of a time that you let an ex girlfriend/boyfriend down? even if its years later and maybe this person broke your heart and you sort of hate them you still think of the time you forgot to pick them up after a doctors appointment and you feel like a jerk/asshole? I guess i'm feeling reflective today because this has been on my mind, so I'm going to break down a list of people that probably think i'm a jerk a little bit

Sandy:  Remember that time when it was your birthday party and you told me about 300 times that you wanted a specific thing for your birthday and I knew I could only get it by ordering it online and I waited too long and it never came so I just got you a gift card to Starbucks
            Also sorry I didnt care when you sent me that nude photo of yourself


Charlie (a girl): At senior prom I didnt dance with you during your favorite song because i was in the bathroom smoking with my friends and we were the ones who set the trashcan on fire and got prom cancelled for the next year  OOOPS


Michael (also a girl):  That day you thought i was avoiding your calls but i told you my phone was broken and you believed me (even bought a new battery for it with you the next day, just to back up my lie) I was totally avoiding your calls mainly because i knew you wanted me to go to your brothers house for dinner and i didnt want to go


And just a bunch of times in general i pretended i had to work late and all that but this seems like normal things that everyone does that arent cool, but also arent that bad like pretending to be pregnant or in jail or flirting with their sister on the internet (GARY)

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