Sad Girlfriends

Do you ever think of a time that you let an ex girlfriend/boyfriend down? even if its years later and maybe this person broke your heart and you sort of hate them you still think of the time you forgot to pick them up after a doctors appointment and you feel like a jerk/asshole? I guess i'm feeling reflective today because this has been on my mind, so I'm going to break down a list of people that probably think i'm a jerk a little bit

Sandy:  Remember that time when it was your birthday party and you told me about 300 times that you wanted a specific thing for your birthday and I knew I could only get it by ordering it online and I waited too long and it never came so I just got you a gift card to Starbucks
            Also sorry I didnt care when you sent me that nude photo of yourself


Charlie (a girl): At senior prom I didnt dance with you during your favorite song because i was in the bathroom smoking with my friends and we were the ones who set the trashcan on fire and got prom cancelled for the next year  OOOPS


Michael (also a girl):  That day you thought i was avoiding your calls but i told you my phone was broken and you believed me (even bought a new battery for it with you the next day, just to back up my lie) I was totally avoiding your calls mainly because i knew you wanted me to go to your brothers house for dinner and i didnt want to go


And just a bunch of times in general i pretended i had to work late and all that but this seems like normal things that everyone does that arent cool, but also arent that bad like pretending to be pregnant or in jail or flirting with their sister on the internet (GARY)